{
  "caption_1": "OPTIMIST",
  "caption_2": "PES6IMIST",
  "caption_3": "DRINKING FLUIDS",
  "caption_4": "OOH-WATER!",
  "caption_5": "POSTPONES DEATH",
  "caption_6": "I BET WELL GET",
  "caption_7": "BUT DOESN'T",
  "caption_8": "TO DRINK IT!",
  "caption_9": "AVERT IT."
}